Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...