Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...