Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...