A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...