Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...