Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...