Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...