What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Burning Sensation
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
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Why Women Make Less
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Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
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Good news and bad news
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Birthday Present For Wife
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The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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