How can I believe in God when just last week…
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Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
lawyer and a mosquito
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