Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...