Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...