An American and an Irishman
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Medical Record Quotes
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Celtic Mortality
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