The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...