Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...