Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Mouse code!
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How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...