Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!