Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...