Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...