Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!