What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
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Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
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Tombstone Epitaph IV
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Coin Swallowing
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Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Polish Parachute Lessons
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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...