Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...