The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...