Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”