Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...