There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...