You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...