Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...