Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...