Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...