A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...