Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!