A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...