Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...