10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!