Real opcodes
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Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...