Murphy said to his daughter
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Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
The 2000 Darwin awards!
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Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Dollars equal cents
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What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
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