You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...