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Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
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A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
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A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Admit that you did that
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Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...