House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...