The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
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Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...