Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...