Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...