Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...