Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...