Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Adults have learned
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Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...