Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...