37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...