Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...