A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...