Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...