At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...