Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...